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Maybe it was funnier at the time, but I'll try... [Aug. 14th, 2009|05:38 am]
[Listening to |Echo's Witness - Leave None Alive]

Girl from uni: "So I'm trying to represent the unification of graphic design and illustration by using a cow with half of it sketched and half drawn in Illustrator. Half one thing and half another, you know, like that thing in Napoleon Dynamite."

Me: "Umm. Oh, the Liger!"

"Yeah! That's it."

"That reminds me of the zedonk. Ever heard of that?"

"Huh? I don't think I have."

"It's when zebra and a donkey are bred. You get a zedonk."

"Really? I've never heard of that."

"Yeah, it's crazy. Except they're born sterile, so they can't breed. Which is why you don't get millions of zedonks running around."

"But if they're born sterile then how can they be...how can they exist?"

"Uh, because the zebra and donkey...have...sex."


(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2009|11:16 pm]
The HAL suit

It's a pretty cool invention, although I think they need rethink their product name and their company name. Do they not realise the HAL AI took over a space ship and Cyberdyne was destroyed to prevent the near-annihilation of the human race?

Happy Belated Birthday, Arnie! [Aug. 2nd, 2009|11:16 pm]
I meant to post a natal day greeting here on July 30th, but anyways. Let us take a moment to give thanks.

Our Father, who art the Governator;
Arnie be thy name.
Thy chopper come;
thy kickass done,
in earth as it is in the not-too-distant-future in a war against killer robots;

Give us this day our daily knives and stabbing weapons.
And help us to terminate
the T-1000 who is trying to terminate us.

And lead us not into Judgment Day;
but deliver us from Skynet.

For the rippling pectorial muscles, the chainguns and the mimetic polyalloy are yours,
forever and ever. Amen.

The Day The Empyreal Went Away [Jul. 29th, 2009|02:40 am]
[Listening to |Godflesh - Empyreal]

The intro to NIN's The Day The World Went Away sounds quite a bit like Empyreal by Godflesh. Could easily be a coincidence, though I'm pretty sure Trent Reznor is pretty influenced by the industrial metal scene and so it woudln't be too surprising if it's an homage/unintentional/intentional rip.

How to get your kids to brush their teeth. [Jul. 11th, 2009|03:01 pm]
[Listening to |Karnivool - Simple Boy]

Tell them that if they don't brush, the tooth maggots will grow in their gums, and when they start biting things the next morning, the maggots will go SQUISH and splatter all over their mouths.

Raaaaar [Jul. 1st, 2009|11:14 am]
Some of these hard drive sounds are terrifying!

Bad [Jun. 26th, 2009|12:42 pm]
[Justin is feeling |sadsad]
[Listening to |Michael Jackson - Bille Jean]

I'm really bummed that I never got to see Michael Jackson live! His passing is probably the first celebrity death that's actually made me sad. Ahhhh!

Michael, I hope that wherever you are, they let you transform into a fucking car whenever you want.

Heh! [Jun. 12th, 2009|04:46 am]
[Listening to |Jeff Buckley - Forget Her]

Steampunk nightclub. I'd be tempted.
Link1 corpse|stab

Beep beep duuuuuuuh beeeeep [Jun. 9th, 2009|09:00 am]
[Listening to |Athela - Reliance]

The amount of which Left 4 Dead 2 relates to Star Wars can be measured up by the perceived grouping of words. Thus - L4D, 2 (pronounced 'ell four dee, two') is the sequel to Left 4 Dead, and L4D2 (pronounced ellfor deetoo) is R2D2's retarded cousin.

rarrraaarrrararrr [Jun. 8th, 2009|07:07 am]
[Listening to |Cynic - Textures]

Fat kid is fat.

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